The Daily Syd

Ha ha. Oh how I have thought stuff like this so many times. I gots bills too.

pixelnoir:

I toats want this to be hanging in my cube at work.

These people are geniuses! Love these designs! 

Sign me up for like 50 bottles please!? I must share with all my friends!

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People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner. :)

I have been collecting fortunes for more years than I can remember in thought to make a collage. I have decided the time is at hand to do it, so I figured why not post some of them as I am digging them out. Enjoy.

Where can I get one of these??!!

laughingsquid:

Gremlins Applique

This is cool!

ctwicedesign:

A very small amount of people will actually find this game enjoyable. I mean, you can’t just leave the e all goofy like that.

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bluetekkenlover:

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Oh so true :)

ctwicedesign:

Geek humor.

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A poem I found for my birthday.

Finally you are old,
Like a little smelly mold.
They ask you, why aren’t you married yet?
With so many profiles, on the net.

Your body doesn’t listen anymore,
Staying in shape feels like a chore.
But don’t you worry, it’s all downhill from here,
Jump on the wagon, bingo is near.

In 35 years you get to retire,
The zombie next door, you seem to admire.
Just try to live like it’s your very last day,
Show us your smile, and forget what they say.

It’s the best card I have ever seen, cause it’s mine. It took me 25 years to design this card.

This is so true and spot on in most cases. It even works on websites. What about the White Space Eliminator.

Nature is neat. Ha Ha. Try to pack the heat try to pack a gun.

Wednesday awesome-ness. Exactly.

Canadian Border Patrol (by jeremyrowley)

Wish I hadn’t got rid of a lot of my cassette tapes… cause this is cool.

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